The 5 Little Pigs

February 26th, 2009

Okay, this is an old joke, but I still find it funny. Sent in by one of my long time friends. Hope you find it as funny as I do.

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

Project Payday Review

January 29th, 2009

As many of you already know, I’m a stay at home Mom who earns money from home. I get to stay home with my kids and I’m home when my husband comes in. I’ve been doing this for the last few years and each year, I’m able to earn a little more than the year before.

I’ve received a lot of emails asking me about Project Payday ever since I mentioned it in a Post here last year. Now that I’ve been with them over a year, I thought I sit down and write a Project Payday review.

Which Side Is The Gas Cap On?

January 17th, 2009

This is a pretty cool tip. I never knew this before. I guess there are things us stay at home moms don’t know!

I have been driving for many, many, many years. I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time, I didn’t, and I bet you didn’t either.

If Texas Were To Secede From the United States

December 4th, 2008

My friend who lives in Texas sent me this email. Funny!

THE COUNTRY OF TEXAS

Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union.
(Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love y’all, but we’ll probably have to take action since Obama won the election.
We’ll miss you too.

Here is what can happen:

#1: Barack Obama becomes President of the United States.
Texas immediately secedes from the USA.
#2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas .

How To Make Money With Holiday Cards

September 30th, 2008

When many people think of Holiday Cards, they think of Christmas cards. However, if you’re looking at getting into the Holiday Card market, you’d be selling yourself short. Once you stop and think about all the Holiday’s we have here and abroad, you’ll probably realize rather quickly that this can be a profitable venture. Making Holiday Cards to sell is one of those business models that you can stay at home and work.

Make Money From Home Selling Ebooks

September 3rd, 2008

If you’re like me, you worried yourself sick on whether to stay home with the Kids or put the Kids in daycare and continue pursuing your career. My husband and I knew what the right decision was, but we worried about our Family’s finances. Once we made the decision that I would stay home with the kids, we learned to cut our outgoing money and I searched for new ways to make money from home.

9 Quick Ways To Make Extra Money On The Internet

August 22nd, 2008

With the price of gas and the state of the economy these days, who wouldn’t want to find out about quick ways to make extra money on the Internet? With these 9 ways, you won’t get rich but you can make enough to fill up the tank or help pay for the Families grocery bill, just make sure you follow these 5 tips to lower your family’s grocery bill.

I’ve been using several ways to make extra money on the Internet for the last several years. It has really helped my family out plus I’ve been able to stay at home with my kids.

The Truth About Fast Food

August 15th, 2008

This is a funny one. I just had to share it with everyone.

The big problem with “fast” food is that it slows down
when it hits your stomach.
And it just parks there…and lets the fat have time
to get off and apply for citizenship.

How Airline Passengers Should Not Act!

August 11th, 2008
I just got this email the other day from a friend of mine who works for a major airlines. Seems like all we hear about is how the airlines are insensitive. But there are many, many stories of airline passengers and their stupid antics! This is one of those silly airlline passenger stories!
The airline passenger in this story was coming back home from Beijing. This is what the Chinese airline agent documented about the unruly and drunken passenger.

SHE LIED ON THE CO WORKING DESK AFTER SHE DRINKED
STAFF TOLD HER SHE NEED TO GET OFF THE DESK
SHE REFUSED TO GET OFF AND STAFF TOLD SHE NEED TO GET OFF AND THERE ARE THREE COACHES OR SOFA CLOSE THE DESK FOR HER REST

An Untimely Death

July 1st, 2008

Here’s an interesting email I got today. I actually love these types of email. I never know if they’re true or not, but I do like reading them. I’ll pass this one along in its entirety.

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!

Make a personal reflection about this…..

Very interesting, read until the end…..

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):

‘Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow,that shall he also reap.’

Here are some men and women who mocked God :