Archive for June, 2007

Oklahoma Is No Longer OK for Illegal Aliens

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Chad Groening OneNewsNow.comMay 16, 2007

Oklahoma’s Governor Brad Henry has signed a sweeping immigration reform bill, House Bill 1804, that its sponsor believes will go a long way in dealing with the illegal alien problem in the state.

House Bill 1804 was passed by overwhelming majorities in both the House and Senate of the Oklahoma Legislature. The measure’s sponsor, State Representative Randy Terrill, says the bill has four main topical areas: it deals with identity theft; it terminates public assistance benefits to illegals; it empowers state and local police to enforce federal immigration laws; and it punishes employers who knowingly hire illegal aliens.

Hand Sanitizer Dangers – Warning To Consumers

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Hi all. I got this from my mom today. She is a big fan of that
snopes.com that will tell you if something is a myth or not and
apparently this is not!!

 http://snopes.com/medical/toxins/sanitizer.asp

This is true!

This particular story happened in Tulsa, but according to
www.snopes.com it is not an isolated incident.

Satan Arrives At Church

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Are You Unhappy?

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

“The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe.  It must be true given the source, right?

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president.  In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just aren’t happy and want a change.

Define Happy

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ”What we are so unhappy about?”

Only An 8th Grade Education

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

Bloggers Note: This one stops and makes me think, but do you really think it’s true? I’d like more information before I decided!

I know I couldn’t pass.  I’m not even “Smarter Than A Fifth Grader“!!
 
–  Only an 8th Grade Education
 
What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895…

Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education?      Well, check this out.  Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?
 

Bet You Didn’t Hear This On the National News!

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Bloggers Note: I don’t agree or disagree with the emails I receive, I just post them here and let you decide!

Bet you did not hear this on the national news. Be sure to read the notations at the bottom of this article:

The animals pictured below; car-jacked, then raped Christopher Newsom, cut off his penis, then set him on fire and fatally shot him several times while they forced his girlfriend, Channon Christian, to watch. An even more cruel fate awaited her!

Urine Test

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Bloggers Note: Another one from my friend TW.

Urine test

“Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In
order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test,
with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people
who don’t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine
test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for
them??

Ghost Sex

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Bloggers Note: The tag line at the end is just a “little” dirty, depending on your taste. LOL Sent to me by one of my friends…thanks TW.

Ghost Sex

Beware! Jury Duty Scam!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Bloggers Note: Sent to me by a friend. I never know if these things are for real or not….so error on the side of caution. I’ve left all the forwarded arrows in place….just don’t have the strength to remove them…lol

International Womens Day

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Bloggers Note: This one is cute, sent to me by my Aunt – Thanks, it really lifted up my day!

Happy  IVGLDSW Day!  
 Today is  International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day, so please send this  message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it  back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn  Smart Woman!