Ghost Sex
Bloggers Note: The tag line at the end is just a “little” dirty, depending on your taste. LOL Sent to me by one of my friends…thanks TW.
Ghost Sex
A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the
>>>supernatural.
>>>To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here
>>>believe in Ghosts?”
>>>About 90 students raise their hands.
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>>>We ll, that’s a good start.
>>>Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you
>>>think you have seen a ghost?” About 40 students raise their hands.
>>>
>>>That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously.
>>>
>>>Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
>>>
>>>About 15 students raise their hand.
>>>
>>>Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 3 students raise their hands.
>>>
>>>”That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…
>>>
>>>Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
>>>Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
>>>
>>>The professor takes off his glasses, and says “Son, all the
>>>years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have
>>>made love to a ghost.
>>>You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
>>>
>>>The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
>>>to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of
>>>the room the professor asks, “So, Bubba, tell us what it’s like to have
>>>sex
>>>with a ghost?”
>>>
>>>Bubba replied, “Shee-aat! From way back thar I thought you said Goats.”
>>>
>>>
