Respect Our Federal Employees
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A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm
and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect
your farm.”
The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field right over yonder.”
The Agriculture representative said, “Mister, I have the authority of
the United States Government with me. See this card? The card means I
am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No
questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand!”
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running
for the fence and close behind was the farmer’s huge-horned prize bull.
The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep
was clearly terrified, so farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran
to the fence and shouted out…..
“Your card! Your card! Show him your card!”
