Traveling Through Mexico
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Traveling Through Mexico On Vacation
A guy named Joe, traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his
wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his
way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
“May I see your identification, please?” asks the agent.
“I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replies the guy.
“Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” says the agent.
“But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaims. “I have a picture of Ronald
Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other.”
“This I gotta see,” replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops his pants and shows the agent.
“By golly, you’re right!” exclaims the agent. “Have a safe trip back
to Boston.”
“Thanks!” he says. “But how did you know I was from Boston?”
The agent replies, “I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle
